31 Fatherhood Memes for the Dad Joke Masters Who Bring the LOLs Daily

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    Christ of Fear @BunchesOfBees When older straight men refer to "The Wife" I like to imagine they're all describing the same gigantic creature to whom they are all wed 3:59 PM 10/28/19 Twitter Web App 3,318 Retweets 16.4K Likes Christ of Fear @BunchesOfBees. 1d These men always seem to assume I already understand who The Wife is and what The Wife is like, but her nature and identity are a mystery to me. Perhaps if I knew I too would be compelled to marry her. Perhaps there is no other choice 98 1
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    what can make a man run away like this ???? E It's not run, it's ran. Because it's past tents.
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    C FLOP SLOTS! Special-engineered to see is ready for sandal season! Comfort with convenience to boot! "CALF MULES" CARGO SOCKS COMFORTABLE F TRADERS SPACIONS Afl 21 SUSTAINABLE Ma 16 PAIR ONE SIZE FITS MOST
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    Dad Jokes @Dadsaysjokes I went into a pet shop and asked for twelve bees. The shopkeeper counted out thirteen and handed them over. "You've given me one too many." "That one is a freebie."
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    (3) ( r/funny u/narcolepsyinc Verified My kids came in and told me there was water coming from the laundry room. They said it looked like it started at the washer. I rushed in to find this. Buncha comedians in my house... 131k 5h. i.redd.it • narcolepsyinc comi 1 1 1 3 15 1.1k ↑ Share ✰ Award
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    Simon Holland @simoncholland Offered to take in another dad's cart at Costco and asked if he left any gas in it. He said half a tank and that it was warmed up for me. That's all we said, just two dads out here killing it.
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    President Warren G. Harding @PopeAwesomeXIII Me: See? To prove I'm not some boring house dad, I got a tattoo. Her: Oh cool! It's... uh? Me: (proudly) It's my thermos! From work! Her: Well, uh, the line work is certainly... Me: Don't touch the thermos tat. 12:31 PM 1/10/20 Twitter Web App 49 Retweets 123 Likes
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    FAT GANDALF @sofarrsogud I helped my son with his geography homework today. Tomorrow his teacher is going to learn that The Netherlands shrinks when the weather gets cold. 2:12 PM 1/22/20 - Twitter for iPhone
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    Date: im really into older men Me: *trying to impress her* not under my roof young lady rudy mustang
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    Dads: *brag about waking up early* Also dads 5 mins after sitting on the couch: @MasiPopal PhotoGrid
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    THE DAD The Dad @thedad Dads love telling kids "oh no they're comin for ya" when they hear police sirens
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    Kyle @KylePlantEmoji White dudes will be like "there he is, the man, the myth, the legend!" And it's just Garrett
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    Andy Ryan @ItsAndy Ryan Me: *washing car with son* Son: "Dad, can't you just use a sponge?" 12/18/16, 9:58 AM 154 RETWEETS 342 LIKES
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    Vision Bored @Vision Bored1 Son: Can I have some? Me, mouth full of cheesecake: It's really spicy you won't like it. 6:43 PM1/5/20. Twitter for iPhone ELE O...
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    I'M HUNGRY DAD, PLEASE... ( SAFELY ENDANGERED NICE TO MEET YOU, HUNGRY IT'S BEEN FOUR DAYS TAL TOON 9
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    fuckjerry Here is a rare photo of a middle American male shedding his old skin while he prepares his new skin. :\
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    TwinzerDad @TwinzerDad L While I do subscribe to the "Happy Wife, Happy Life" philosophy there is definitely a case to be made for "Slightly Irritated Wife, Amusing Life" theory as well. #marriedlife
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    Князь МышКИН @MyshkinFool HOT older men in YOUR area want to know if YOU have been playing with the THERMOSTAT?
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    IG's @donny.drama @donny_drama If your dad doesn't fall asleep like this on the couch by 9pm is he really even your dad?
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    James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn @XplodingUnicorn 5-year-old: Dad? Me: Yeah? 5: Were you alive in the 80s? Me: Yeah. 5: Were there dragons?
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    Cydni Beer @cydbeer My husband almost fell down the stairs and now we are in a heated debate as to whether my gasp was out of fear for his safety or excitement about a possible life insurance payout.
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    Dad: (unwraping his Christmas gift) A cardboad box! Just what I wanted! Me: Daaad! You have to open it! Dad: THOS
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    Dad Jokes @Dadsaysjokes Someone threw a giant bottle of omega-3 pills at me. I'm fine - I only suffered super fish oil injuries.
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    Anu @anugov1 no one: my dad on the phone: S as in Sam, O as in octopus
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    When your dad feels a nice breeze There's that nice breeze @middleclassfancy
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    H THE DAD The Dad @thedad A cooking competition show, but all the chef's spouses are there to somehow keep standing in front of whatever drawer or cabinet they need to get into 2:23 PM Jan 12, 2019 Buffer 384 Retweets 1.8K Likes
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    Lauren Comrade @infinityonhi My dad is zipping his zip-off shorts back into pants so you know summer's over O
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    Sprint LTE 1 9:37 PM D Dad > Twitter: @AdamBroud Today 11:25 AM Have you heard of Murphy's Law? Have you heard of Cole's Law? It is thinly sliced cabbage 10 48% Yep I haven't How dare you
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    lemonlime @emmeline77 my dad just greeted another dad by saying "hey tough guy" and the other dad replied by saying "they let you in here??" lemonlime @emmeline77.1d He has greeted a total of 3 men with "hey tough guy" so far Twitter: @emmeline77
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    my mom vs my dad. *T-Mobile LTE 150 12:42 PM mom Happy birthday my love wish you nothing but the best. Mommy love you 75% thank you i love you!!♥♥ T-Mobile LTE 150 Happy 18 birthday Ok 12:43 PM dad> 74% I'm 19 Delivered
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    airhead mere @merestromb Got to my dad's house and he was showing me all the food he has for me to snack on and he goes "and I have a guacamole ball" what's a guacamole ball you ask? well I will tell you. an avocado. He has an avocado.

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